illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

floating-cats:

I feel like Cecil would be a pointlessly angry drunk. Like he just throws open the window and yells at the moon “HEY. WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE, PUNK? Y’THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?”

And then he retires to the couch to pet Carlos’ hair, still muttering about “it’s just…up there in the sky all of the time, like it owns the place. Look at me, I’m the moon! Jerk.”

konpozaa:

these cigarette between ur teeth bc its a metaphor posts are gettin kinda annoyin i mean u could have so many better things in your mouth as a metaphor, like a dick, because life’s a dick, and u wanna suck it, also im gay

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

phonecallsfromlastnight:

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lyonizemusic:

250px:

please watch this video

I really thought this was a joke until about 1:50 into the video. After that, I couldn’t believe the genius of this product. 

endlessfandoms:

There is no god

endlessfandoms:

There is no god

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

kev-n:

veganinspo:

One Pot Spaghetti Alla Puttanesca

Imma do this. Like sweet jesus

fromgilbowithawesome:

chicksdigthekarkat:

I AM FED THE FUCK UP

THIS IS IMORTANT

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it